Pronounced White-ism, and also known as albinoism, whitism is the latest religion to hit the misguided public. Whitism involves making several changes to the whiteys lifestyle and appearance, the main feature having skin so white it would make vanish oxy action ashamed. If you see anyone with the following characteristics, they could well be a whitey: * Having white skin * Blond hair to match the white skin * They do some M.C.ing because they cannot rap * Daily worshipping sessions to frosty the snowman, the whitest of the white