Amerikaans, better known as Americaneese, Amurican or verbal farting, is the principle (previous word presumably written by someone from the USA) language spoken in the United States of America and her incontinent little sister Canada. American English is not to be confused with Antartican English, which can only be translated by snowmen. It is estimated by the Bureau of Utter Bullshit that American English will be replaced by Spanish sometime before 1986.