So, I'm sitting there, tending bar, when in walks someone who stayed out of the spotlight for a very long time, Duke Nukem. Now, Duke Nukem used to be at the top of his game. Literally! His shoot-em-up game was one of the best known in all the world! So, naturally, I asked him, I said, "Mr. N! Where have you been all these years?" And he says, "Oh, I been working on this new game called Duke Nukem Forever." And I said, "Oh, yeah! I remember hearing about that. It was supposed to be like this big ground breaking game, but it never got off the ground." And he says, "I took over." Oh, what a shock!