Todd: Now, in previous episodes, I said things like... Respective clips of Desperately Seeking Susan and Shanghai Surprise Todd (VO): ..."this was Madonna's first movie," "this was Madonna's first starring role," etc. Todd: And that was true. However... Clips of A Certain Sacrifice Todd: ...only possible way this piece of trash would ever see the light of day [brief clip of "Express Yourself"] is if one of its actors somehow became the biggest superstar in the world. But what are the odds of that? Cinemadonna intro Early appearance of Madonna Scene from A Certain Sacrifice Opening credits