Item #: SCP-536-J Object Class: The hell is that thing? Special Containment Procedures: Hold very, very still. Seriously, dude, don't move a fucking muscle. I'm pretty sure it can smell fear. Description: SCP-536-J was discovered on the back of your head. Yeah, it's still there. Hold still, man. Okay, you know those lobsters? The ones without claws? It's kind of like that, but more legs. Like, a lot more. And I think I was wrong about the claws. Jesus fucking Christ. Its fangs are dripping with an unknown viscous green substance. No fucking clue what it is, but I wouldn't want to get any on me.