The term child porn (short for child pornography) is porn made by children. The quality (or lack thereof) is even worse than legal porn, which is why children were banned from making porn to begin with. Child Porn consists of images of naked children that have been exhibited since nine months after Adam knocked up Eve. It is especially prominent in early cave paintings. Early Homo sapiens never considered this to be a problem. Neither did Homo erectus, who called the art form "nakid kid kid pedo feely bday suity nudey." Translated into modern English, this means "images of naked children." No one in either the Western or Eastern World had ever considered this to be a problem, until the creation of Legislators in 1166 B.C. Elected to do nothing but make laws, they spent millennia finding th