GAZA CITY, June 30, 2007--It all started with a mouse. Al Jazeera, Jr., the Hamas-run division of PBS, created a character called "Farfour", which bore a striking resemblance to America's favorite corporate executive. That's when the filthy Jew Michael Eisner got all geshvollen and kvetched to his legal team, Baker, Tataramoa and Nebbes who then wrote the most tsemishnichic cease and desist letter ever written east of the Catskills. And because the goyim at Al Jazeera, Jr. couldn't afford a Jew lawyer themselves, they were forced to comply. Hurray capitalism! ###