Heinrich Luitpold Himmler (7 October 1900 – 23 May 1945) was, depending on who you ask, a great man with a progressive social cause, or a villain on par with George Bush. Both sides agree, however, on the facts that he knew how to make a great beef stroganoff and he looks like a really funny guy. Like his fuhrer, Himmler only had one testicle. He has a massive moustache.