"Substitutiary Locomotion" is a song from Bedknobs and Broomsticks written by Robert and Richard Sherman. Miss Eglantine Price (Angela Lansbury), Professor Emelius Brown (David Tomlinson), Charlie (Ian Weighill), Carrie (Cindy O'Callaghan), and Paul (Roy Snart) sing it while Miss Price tests the substitutiary locomotion spell on Professor Brown's shoes.