Lysol's stance is that the average home is disgusting, filthy, and germ-ridden. Your home is a cesspool of disgusting creatures, and you are a horrible person if you try to raise your children in such a slime infested dirt hole. Your garbage reeks of filth, your toilet is a disease-filled deathtrap, and even the air you breathe stinks of your rotten effluence. Why or how anyone could choose such an existence for themselves is beyond the Lysol Corporation. What is not beyond Lysol is fixing this problem. Lysol has thousands of products designed specifically to rid your house of all microbial activity, and free you from the guilt of making your kids sick, or perhaps even dead. Anyone who does not use Lysol's products must want their kids to get some kind of flesh-eating virus.