LaBarbara Conrad (born September 26, 2965) is the wife of Hermes Conrad and mother of Dwight Conrad. She often rebukes Hermes and Dwight for what they do wrong. She is the ex-wife of Barbados Slim, the rival of Hermes, to whom she refers as a "human Adonis" and "a mahogany god". Hermes is insecure when Barbados is around and LaBarbara leaves Hermes temporarily in Bender's Big Score to be with Barbados Slim after Hermes loses his body. She often wears clothes that reveal her belly button (like Amy Wong).