Provide Legal Exculpation and Sign Everything (P.L.E.A.S.E.) is Barney Stinson's job in AltruCell Corporation and later in Goliath National Bank. Throughout most of the series, whenever Barney is asked what he did for a living by his friends (such as Marshall in Life Among the Gorillas and Lily in World's Greatest Couple), he dismissively answers "please". This maintains the mystery of Barney's job throughout the series. Many strange events occur, such as Marshall in The Goat finding a contract detailing the poisoning of the water supply in Lisbon, Portugal in Barney's office, and Barney in Last Cigarette Ever mentioning that the company might murder him one day because of how much he knows.