It’s the Holiday Clusterfuck. Holiday Clusterfuck Citizens gather together to run amok. Bucks flying everywhere. Folks pulling out their hair. People are waving while paying with great despair. If we don’t fill Winter with dollar bills, then your depression peaks on top. We’d rather have stress than to be real depressed. So we all shop until we drop. Malls crowded every place. Nowhere a parking space. Everyone’s screaming “Get your ass out of my face!” Buying kids cheap costumes. Lines in all the bathrooms. Paying a fortune. Extortion’s now in full bloom. Holiday Clusterfuck. Holiday Clusterfuck.