[Lyrics in italics are spoken.] Beautiful tats, all over my back Makes me so proud, I'm gonna shout it out loud I got another tattoo, baby (Yeah) Another tattoo, baby ('Nuh, 'nuh, 'nuh, 'nother tattoo, babe, 'nuh, 'nother tattoo) (Ha!) No part of me's blank, I'm really ink-obsessed It's like an art show the moment that I get undressed (Check it!) At every job interview, they're just so impressed (Really?) 'Cause I got all my ex-wives on my chest! (Ha, ha!) Over here is Clay Aiken, there's a side of bacon, (Huh!) And a Minotaur pillow fightin' with Satan (Yeah!) Next to Hello Kitty and a zombie ice skatin' (Yeah!) Wait... it's Ronald Regan I've got these dragons, (Yo!) I've got these dolphins (Yo!) All inscribed on me indelibly (Indelibly!) I've had bad reactions, (Yeah!) Bad infections,