The Republic of Chernobyl, locally known as The Land of Chicks with Three Boobs, is a small republic enveloped within Ukraine. It is much like a cancer tumor in that it threatens to destroy the country from the inside, but unlike a cancer tumor, it is good because Oscar Wilde supports it. The country is currently spreading and has taken over half of the small country, and parts of some of its neighbors. This is in thanks to their military which, instead of getting its advantage from training or weaponry, gets its advantage from the fact that they can all spit acid.