|- !align="center" colspan=5 |Congress/House/Illinois Districts |- !width=50| District !width=175| Representative !width=75| Party !width=120| Date Nailed onThe Colbert Report !width=90| Winner? |- || 1 || Bobby Rush || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 2 || Jesse Jackson Jr. || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 3 || Daniel Lipinski || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 4 || Luis Gutiérrez || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 5 || Rahm Emanuel || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 6 || Peter Roskam || Republican || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 7 || Danny Davis || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 8 || Melissa Bean || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 9 || Jane Schakowsky || Democrat || (coward) || Stephe