The life story of Garrett G. Granth the IV is long, and mostly boring, a tale that Garrett himself is unable to tell for various legal, physical, emotional, and psychological reasons, as well as his inexplicable predilection for bending reality. Though Mr. Granth the IV is oft associated with narrative ventures in the written word, it is pointless to hear the tale from him, written. Furthermore, he has altered and deleted many valuable documents that would allow a more straightforward tale to be told.