Heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! You lazy fools!! Why am I the one doing all the work here???????? They said to write an essay, but WHO CARES????????? LET'S PARTY!!!!! W00tage! Wah party over. Hey, look!! Shiny knife!!! (stabbing sound) (silence) Well, that was fun (emerges eating egg sandwich). NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT EGG SANDWICH!!! WASTER!! PUT IT IN THE RICE!!!!!!