Howdy all! Pappy p0rkSab3r here! This evenin' i'll be takin you along for a ride you won't be soon fergittin'! My boy p0rkSab3er met these wild stallions many moons ago, and the rest, as they say is history! Now, you might be wonderin' how such a durned unusual thing like this has had occasion to go down, and that's precisely what I'm here ta tell yas! Ya see, it wasn't always full-time fappin' and lulz! Oh no siree! There was a lot of hard work, blood, sweat, and tears that went into the foundin' of this here motley crue. So sit right back! Gnaw ya off a plug o' baccy, an listen up!