"The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get" is the seventeenth episode of the eighth season of One Tree Hill and the 169th produced in the series. It was broadcast on March 1, 2011. As Haley's due date approaches, she takes steps to ensure that all her friends and family will be ready when the time comes. Brooke and Julian also prepare to begin a family, while Chuck turns to Chase for help with a problem.