Day Jobs is the third story in chapter 35 of Sluggy Freelance, Magic Flap. Riff is threatened by his boss to be fired, but Riff counters that. Torg accidentally tricks Gwynn into doing the carpenting, but she tricks him right back. Riff receives a memo that he will be transformed into a gnome, but that turns out to be a mistake - he'll be transferred to Nome in Alaska. The sarcasm of Riff's boss at the belief that he could transform Riff into a gnome is lessened by the appearance of Grahammy, who leaves the company to join the Black Ops Elves. Kiki is distraught at the thought of leaving, and remains so when she learns that Riff wants to leave her behind. Bun-bun offers to mail her... At the airport, Torg is arrested as a terrorist due to a misunderstanding.