Pingu (Sininster Penguin Overlord), also known as Glenn Beck, was able to carry out this evil deed because of the galactic civil war between the Republic and Separatists . During these dark times, Pingu learned how to flick on a lightswitch and became Chancellor of the Galactic Senate. Soon he was granted emergency powers when Jar Jar Binks proposed a vote. Curiously, Jar Jar Binks is mentioned earlier in the story, during OT I & II. Soon Pingu was able to convert Anakin Skywalker from a Jedi Knight to a Psychiatrist. They devised a plan to poison the minds of the Senators with Ritalin and Valium, which would relax them to a point of complete "notcaringaboutanythingness". Shortly thereafter Skywalker began to prescribe Ritalin to the Senators in return for acting lessons, which allowed Pin