Attorney: You stated in your affidavit that you have two cows. Is this correct? Witness: Yes. Attorney: Yet you told the court earlier that you have three cows, did you not? Australian : Fuck the cows, chuck another steak on the barbie and get me a beer! Aza Mazian : Youzay hazayve twozay cowzays. Babelized : They appear at the moment with the 2 clean cows. Baby Speak : Mama and Dada have two moo-moos. sdrawkcaB : .swoc owt evah uoY Bad English : Youz gat 2 fckn kowz. Bartixan : Yix Tix Cixz Bengali (Bangal) : Tor duita goru ase, Shallah! তোর দুইটা গরু আসে, সাল্লা! Bengali (Ghoti) : Apnar dukhana goru ache. আপনার দুখানা গরু আছে। Billy Mays: HI! BILLY MAYS HERE TO SELL YOU TWO COWS! ONLY FOR THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95! HURRY! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED! BUT WAIT, THE