Timothy McVeigh was born Clarence Thomas Jr. on April 29th, 2007, to Angelina Jolie and Clarence Thomas, a then newlywed Hollywood couple. Much of his early childhood remains unknown, as his parents kept him cloistered in the basement, away from the press and outside influences. Shortly after his 18th birthday, Clarence Jr. ran away from home on his father's Segway at over 2000 mph, breaking the world land speed record previously set by Peter Jackson. Clarence settled in a small Colorado mining town where he managed a Lego shop for several years.