So a minor bit of history. Poo Lit Surprise 2009 I had three articles in three different categories. * This was my article for the best article category, and became a sub-par "also-ran". * UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!" won the best alt namespace article, and went on to become a featured article. * Microsoft Knowledge Base did poorly in the best illustrated article category, but then went on to be featured and top ten of the year. * I wasn't able to enter an article in the best noob category as I'd been here a month or two too long, and didn't finish a rewrite in time for judging.