Colonel Cossack revealed in Wasabi vs Billy Batboy that Dick is married because he has a mother-in-law. Dick Thompson doesn't seem to care much about Colonel Cossack's crazy activites. Except in Wasabi vs Itsy Bitsy he does caresabout being Colonel Cossack's friend. Dick is pounded by Colonel several times, like in Vini Vidi Victory vs. Captain Carpal, The Dextera's Losing Streak, Queen Nefercreepy vs. Gogachog preview and more.