Ronald McDonald was seen falling off chairs and taking orders from customers via a Chat. He later signed off. Eyewitnesses say that instead of working he was just taking a really long break from work and closed down the whole shop. People say all McDonald's in the world were closed. George W. Bush was in the same room as Ronald when this happened and George said Ronald was planning retirement altough some say he's lying. Evil Guy said that all McDonald's would be sold to Burger King. Once again, this is just a rumor.