Commonly described as mentally disabled gender indeterminent dwarves, Transmidgetards are a species of animal that closely resembles a dwarfed human. They originate from Crete, Greece, and Glasgow, Ireland. What makes their anatomy special is their height and a slit found near the waist. It is from here that the Transmidgetard will "excrete" their waste. Also, it should be noted that the Transmidgetards have no anal fissure, because their digestive systems have no need for the anus. Transmidgetard enzymes do absolutely nothing for the body. Cell size is completely random, although mainly .000001 of an inch in diameter. Their digestive systems are quite unique in that instead of possesing an anus, the digestive system ends at the large intestine, where waste is scooped out with a Transmidge