'Cause he's mad for fuckin' sake! The Nerd: Back in the 80's, our parents didn't order our Christmas presents online, because the Internet didn't exist yet. Back then, it was all about catalogs. Every major department store, like Sears and JCPenney, would put out these holiday wish books. So, every year, it was a tradition to browse through these books and circle all the things that you wanted Santa to bring you. Hmm... Bad Dude: I'm bad!