Zuckley Hiram Cuckerberg, or Mark, was born on May 14th, 1984 in an Orwellian Doomsday Vault simply known as 1984. Little is known of his upbringing other than his training in code and baking as well as a brief vacation to York New City at the time when many police records were accidentally misplaced. Mark was also believed to have successfully coded a boyfriend free girl before the age of twelve. In 2004 Mark purchased Harvard University and sold if off for the world's peanut supply making him Time's most nutty guy since Jimmy Carter.