The Political Compass is a dart board in which you invite your friends over to throw a dart at it. The objective is to plant the dart right in the middle where the word "Republican" stand. If your friends miss, you get to mock them with the word they hit until the next time you play. Remember, don't miss. WTF is this page. Why am I here? Why am I editing this? You're wasting your time, person who is reading this. I suggest you just leave now if you value your IQ score. It's for the best.