The Emperor's New Clothes (HarperCollins, 1974) is the fifth and final book in the "New Testament" series by acclaimed author John "The" Apostle. Much speculation surrounded the book's authenticity on it's release; critics cited the sweeping changes made to characterisation and narrative style of the book when compared to the previous four of the quintet: John I,II & III and Revelation. Early doubts were then compounded by the absence of a famously camera-shy John Apostle at a string of book-signing sessions for the "Borders" chain of bookshops, as well as the discovery that each of the previous books had been completed almost 1,800 years earlier. However, after researchers at the Schofield institute of Berkshire took four different specimens of the narrative and successfully carbon dated