Seamus Levine (pronounces "Shay-mus Lavigne") is a pirate veteran and current fisherman. He has giant pegs for both arms and legs and an eyepatch. Every time he tells the tall tale of how he sustained these injuries, the story is different every time, leaving it to be pretty much an unsolved mystery. He usually hangs out at the dock, where he lives, or the Drunken Clam, where he emerges from the shadows and drops in on a conversation with the guys, to share his piratey wisdom.