MANLINESS! Do you have what it takes to be manly in this day and age?! Well, do ya, punk?! We don't just mean plain old "macho", weaklings! You're on the Internet now, where the truly manly men eat dinosaur bones and razor blades for breakfast, brush their teeth with angle grinders, catch bullets with their furrowed brows, strangle rhinoceri with their mustaches, communicate exclusively with their fists, eat iron and shit a chain, overemphasise their heterosexuality (or Manly Gaiety), juggle flying helicopters, sneeze meteors and belch tornadoes! ... and so forth. Contrast Tastes Like Diabetes.