The Phyllogibog is Phyllogicopedia's communal toilet. It frequently smells, though more often ceases to exist due to Phyllogiland's bizarre existance continuum. There is no flusher. One must spit in the toilet until it flushes itself. Thus, the bog has lead to a number of deaths, notably Evil Weevil and Big Ronnie McMonnie. The Phyllogiment denies these deaths ever occurred, however, covering it up by claiming such a toilet does not exist. And, officially, it does not. This article is off the record, yeah?