Journey to an overwhelmingly vast and polish land where Gerald is Geralt, Jennifer is Yennefer and the locals are covered in charming Eastern European prison tattoos. Become a Witcher, which is confusingly different from being a witch or witch hunter but is basically just a fancy Orkin-Man. Thrill as you haggle with their poor villagers over how much it will cost to safe them from unspeakable horrors. Then rob their crumbling shanties blind once they paid up. Woohoo goat hide! *Geralt finds Goat Hide in the game* Geralt: "All right." *Geralt slaughters them afterwards*