Chours: Faster then light! prepared to stop crime! It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! If your in a jam, It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! Fish Head: The Adventures Of Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy! Tonight's Episode: The Secret Meeting! [Gets a shot of the mermalair] Deep in the Mermalair, something strange takes Mermaid Man's attention! Barnacle Boy: The Dirty Bubble? What's He doing at the bus stop? Mermaid Man: Looks Like he's got a one way ticket to Bikini Bottom! And there's only one thing he could be up to in Bikini Bottom, Barnacle Boy! Barnacle Boy: That's right, Mermaid Man!