You have "Two cows eating grass on a warm, sunny hillock, I'd of thought by tomorrow that grass will be millock!" Jimmy Fallon : You (hee hee) have (Looks directly at camera) two (hahaha) COWS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jeff Foxworthy : If you milk a cow without a shirt on and so does your husband, you might have two cows. *Crowd laughs and laughs because of an oversaid catchphrase Jeff probably didn't even invent* Jim Gaffigan : Oh, great, two cows. I like two cows. This guy's a jerk! He's definitely getting paler. Jim Gaffigan 2 : Vegetarians always seem so proud when they see me staring at two cows because I look so introspective, but what I'm really thinkin' is, "I wonder how many hot dogs are in there?" Oh, the cows are gonna die in that joke. I don't like it when they die in the joke