Pops: Bill? Bill who? Bill Collector? Never heard of him! Hal: Hi, good evening. Pops: Hey, who are you? Hal: I'm Hal Linden. I'm tonight's guest. Pops: Hal Linden. Hey, aren't you a cop? Hal: No, no. I, well I play a cop on TV. Barney Miller. Pops: Soon as you said the name, hit me like a ton of bricks. Hal: What name? Pops: Barney Miller! Hal: Nice bit of visual comedy you've got there. Don't let it go to your head, huh? Kermit: It's The Muppet Show! With our very special guest star, Hal Linden! Yaay! "The Muppet Show Theme" Kermit: Hi there, and welcome to The Muppet Show! Fozzie: Died. Fozzie: Yeah.