Bailiff – Jack, you are hereby charged with aggravated-theft and murder. How do you plead? Jack – Not guilty on grounds of diminished responsibility, your Honour. Mr Justice Trousers – Are you sure you want to admit your guilt? You realise the seriousness of these offences, Jack? And what may happen to you if your plea is rejected? Jack - Yes, sir. Mr Justice Trousers – Very well. Since you have opted to conduct your own defence, please tell the court what happened. Mr Justice Trousers – I see. Mr Justice Trousers – Yes, go on. Mr Justice Trousers – Yes, but the beans were magic, Jack, weren't they?