I was walking down the hall one day. I saw someone coming toward me. I stopped and stared to see who it was, and by golly if it wasn't a female geek. Oh, oh, how beautiful she was with her red hair in pigtails. Oh, oh, how comely she was with her porcelain-white buck-teeth. Oh, oh, how absolutely gorgeous she was with her indigo-blue eyes behind magnifying glasses and those cute, cute freckles spread 'cross her cheeks. Though most would have probably shunned her, I said, "hello, beautiful." She said, "hello, handsome." She said to me, "thank you for being so kind as to call me beautiful."