The heroines of my beloved books always seem to be in the right place at the right time. I have not quite mastered this skill. My day that day started out not only in shear boredom but in mild irritations, namely ever single English person in that room. “Hellllloooo. Weelllllcooommmmeee toooo ourrrrr greeeeaaaattt Naaaatiiiioooonnn.”