Sergai lives in a suitcase and gets a really bad internet connection in there and he also has this mustache but you can only see it on thursdays and I'm writin' this on monday so screw off. By the way he didn't always live in the suitcase because he's not an alien but he came from another planet because he's quadruple like nobody ever would be. Sergai is kinda a asshole and he says stuff like presidents shouldn't get pocket money and girl scouts are losers who should verify martial law instead of having fun and birds are just the biggest dumbasses and they owe him a bike.