1. Pretend you are Pete Laing and attend a barmitzva. 2. Admire your awesome underwear choice. 3. Play monopoly. 4. Play monopoly with friends who don’t have pants on. 5. Talk on the phone and say: “Guess what?” “What?” “I have no pants on.” 6. Ring them back and explain that you were joking or that you put your pants back on. 7. Grin because you didn’t bother putting pants on. 8. Text people and tell them you don’t have pants on. 9. Do a handstand. 10. Swim in the pool. 11. Swim in the pool with no pants on because you were told by a crazy girl to do it. 12. Run around your house. 19. Do your finances.