Announcer: And now it's time for "Bum Reviews" with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review: "50 Shades of Grey." Chester: (wearing a blindfold) OH MY GOD, this is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life! ...The parts my dominant let me watch! (turns) Erm, dominant mistress, am I allowed to tell the good people spoilers? Mistress: (breathily) You are. Chester: Spoilers! (without blindfold) There's this woman named Anastasia Steele. Oh, come on, what's her real name? Come on, that's like saying I'm Cinderella Diamonds. And she's sent in as a substitute to interview a man named Christian Grey. "Okay!" "Yes!"