[Scene: A ghost town. A car pulls up. Phoebe and Victor get out. He puts his arm around her and they start walking.] Phoebe: Alright, dad, spill it. What are we doing here? Victor: What, can't a father spend a little quality time with his daughter? Especially after all the time we've been apart. Phoebe: Alright, I take after you, okay. I've inherited all of your tricks, especially your fine art of fibbing. Victor: I don't know what you're talking about. Tell me a little bit more about this Leo fellow anyway. How did he and Piper meet? Victor: Piper's marrying a handyman? Phoebe: Mortal. Right. End