Simon is a big sweaty combat machine with the mind of a demented 7 year old, a juggernaut with surprising moments of speed and agility for such a big moron. A retarded animal wrestling idiot savant if you will. He takes joy from physically dismantling opponents with a gleam in his eyes like a little boy torturing a puppy to death. From the sound of the bell nothing gets between him and his opponent, luckily for him, his manager keeps an eye on what else is going on as Simon is oblivious.