A monster ran the town of Salina, and mostly monsters dwelled there. The odd human happened along now and then, but only the loony ones stuck around. The leader of the town was an enigmatic figure known as “Grammie”. No one had ever actually seen her, except for maybe Grammie’s enforcers, who kept the peace. She had drawings of herself in stained, brown ink over the buildings. She looked more or less like a grammie. “Crap! This MP3 has 3TBs and call answering!” He said once, and a falling strip of paper retorted that Grammie knew best. The hand formed a fist and shook left and right. “No!”