NC: Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. Well there's no doubt about it, Nintendo games ROCK.Brief title card saying "ROCK."NC: Movies based on Nintendo games BLOW.Brief title card saying "BLOW"NC: Therefore movies about Nintendo games BLOW ROCKS.Brief title card...you get the idea, right?NC: Thus we enter the horrifying realms of The Wizard.Footage of The WizardNC (voiceover): Nintendo's biggest advertising fuck-up since Virtual Boy. The film, about a little boy who seems to be a prodigy with Nintendo games, literally teaches the lesson that Nintendo games bring families together. And as we all know, Nintendo games make us wanna do NOTHING but destroy our adversaries.NC: So the idea of Nintendo being kinda this 8-bit Buddha was pretty damn stupid. But still,