Jon Carnage was scheduled to appear, but was stuck in an Uber on the 405 and didn't make it to the studio on time. Alex accidentally showed a butt crack on stream. Evanne tried to be sexy but Los shut it down. Alex unveiled "The Attack Attacks Back Crap Cracking Competition," where Jon was to break 15 copies of Superman 64 and 5 copies of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 with various tools. Evanne insisted everyone wear eye protection, for obvious reasons. Evanne revealed that she'd voted for McCain in 2008 because her super-Republican dad told her to, but has since changed her views. TPOTSWIC followed.